OK, so my sense of humor is obtuse and completely desiccated. This is, in fact, two hemlocks (Tsuga canadensis) and a red spruce (Picea rubens) on the Nature Conservancy property in Canaan Valley.

75mm SMC Pentax-A 645, Nikon 800e, Lr5, Ps CS6. Wanna know about my tripod? No? Good.